Avante-Garde arty pornography.
Scene 1
The scene opens with a beautiful field full of wild flowers.
Zoom in to a shot of three women in flower costumes. Three guys in bee costumes show up and begin "pollinating" the flowers. End Scence.
Scene 2
The scene opens with a woman doing some nude sunbathing, but it is interrupted by a swarm of bees! She starts getting "stung" by the bees.
A bunch of black guys in bee suits appear, the woman yells "Oh no! Africanized Bees!" and these new bees begin "stinging" her.
The woman is allergic to bees, and as she is stung she begins to swell, and the image of a "rubenesque" woman is superimposed over the normal actress.
The woman dies, the hive is safe.
The End.
I am the next Scorcese.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Reality Show
"The Slice is Right"
Reality show which consists entirely of 30 minutes of contestants fighting each other to the death with knives. It will be done tournament style, and the winner gets a commemorative knife, and the opportunity to participate in the summer's "The Slice is Right vs. Road Rules" Challenge.
Reality show which consists entirely of 30 minutes of contestants fighting each other to the death with knives. It will be done tournament style, and the winner gets a commemorative knife, and the opportunity to participate in the summer's "The Slice is Right vs. Road Rules" Challenge.
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